Thursday, October 20, 2005

The Cubs suck

I'm so sick of hearing yuppies drone on and on about the Cubs. Those people need a reality check - the Cubs SUCK and will continue to suck into the future. They haven't won a World Series since 1908 or even been to the World Series since 1945! And the only reason they even made it to the World Series in 1945 is probably because the team was comprised of a bunch of draft dodgers.

Wrigley Field is nothing more than a giant gay bar. Come on, have you seen that field? It's so small - your mother could probably hit a home run when the wind is blowing out. And what's the deal with the stupid ivy-covered brick fence in the outfield? Can't they afford to install padding?

A good number of the fans just go to Wrigley because it's a social event. It doesn't really matter who wins or loses because they just go there to drink with friends. If you were to randomly poll "fans" exiting from Wrigley after a game, half probably wouldn't know the score or even the name of the opponent.

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